the secret life of a Horoscope Addict!

i have a habit. It started in high school....when i first thought it was cool to read newspaper. Don't ask me why...but i thought it was something very grown up. Of course, at that time, my favourite section will be Section 2 of The Star. Typically, the comic session. Being the smarty pants, I'll also fill up the jigsaw puzzle... :)

and then, one day...it caught my eyes. HOROSCOPE....heheehehe...

at first, I'll read it first thing in the morning....but then I realise, half the time, i'll forget what the horoscope says. So, I start to read it when i got home from school/college....and start to link things that happened during the day, to the horoscope readings.....and believe me, you'll find that there's truth in it!!!

so...my reading for the day :

Daily Singles:
Today you have the potential to turn a difficulty in a blessing. It's all a matter of perspective. Instead of fretting over one of your most frustrating problems, ask that cutie you've been eyeing for some advice. Sage wisdom could lead to some sexual healing.

hahahaah...
such irony.....

cuties??? I look left..and right....stand up and peer above the cubicles.....
hehehe....where???

And what the hell is Sage wisdom....and erm...er...sexual healing??? I think I better stick to Horoscope from the Star...heheh