Sunday, August 24, 2008

White Teeth by Zadie Smith

One of my Unemployed Life's Things to do, is to read books that I didn't get to read. I've this habit of visiting bookstore (MPH, Borders, Times...sometimes Popular), and am a sucker for discounts.....so, I'll buy the books that interest me and keep it.......I used to devour a regular paperback within 3 days, but it has taken more than 1 month to finish a book when I'm working as an auditor....as my reading time is confined to the hours at night, before I go to sleep. That is, if I didn't plop on me bed and fell immediately into la-la land......coming home from work at 2am.

Yeah..so , Book review : White Teeth by Zadie Smith

(Cover of the book, taken from Amazon.com)

Borrowed the book from Shane last year? Or early this year? Never really gotten around to read it. But the book came recommended by a fellow Attic Bookclub member, Maria. And Shane had it ...so...yeah, I say, I'm going to read it.....and that was more than 6 months ago.

Its a thick book...542 pages in paperback. The bad thing is....the book is probably printed in font size 8...very tiny...

The title itself....doesn't tell what story it might be. There's no synopsis anywhere in the book....just comments from the papers (New York Times, Guardian, Observer and etc), and some commentary from Salman Rushdie.

Honestly, looking at the cover, and the title of the book, I wouldn't have pick it up. But if you look at the cover closely, it says "Funny, Clever...and A ROLLICKING GOOD READ" . The only plus point, its published by Penguin....and I've always like books published by Penguin, especially English (as in UK) authors.

The story opens with Archibald Jones, known as Archie for short....trying to kill himself. He should be in his early 40's by then (1975), with a failing marriage....and find that there's no meaning in life.....in modern context, I'll say he's suffering midlife crisis.....Yup..so he tried to kill himself...suffocating inside his car outside the neighbourhood butcher. Of course, Zadie Smith (ZS) did not kill off a character in the first chapter itself....else, this will be quite a tragic story to read.....Archie was saved by the butcher....

Suddenly, he was glad that he's alive....I supposed he felt like being born again. Wandering around the neighbourhood, he walked into a commune and bump into his wife-to-be (2nd wife in the near future), Clara..... Clara is a black immigrant child, brought up in UK....with an immigrant mother that's a stout believer/follower of Jehovah (sounds like some kind of cult to me.....the people in Jehovah, will predict when's the end of the world...do worshipping and stuff).

That's the opening....

From Archie and Clara, ZSmith brings in Samad, his buddy during World War II. Samad is a Bangladeshi soldier, servicing the Queen to fight in WWII (I supposed during the British occupation in India/Bangladesh, Bangladeshi's are considered subjects of the Queen? and they are considered to be fighting for England). The alliance is formed......and Archie and Samad ended up staying in the same neighbourhood after the war.

The story is weaved in and out of the past and future. Bringing in the children of Archie and Clara (yup, they got married, and Archie became a father at 40++) - Irie, and children of Samad and Alsana- Magid and Millat.

Its a difficult book to read (in my point of view), unless you feel strongly about the issues being projected by ZSmith. Note, i say issues....and yup, I personally think ZSmith put in too much issues in the book, for one to digest.......but its brilliant that she manage to set the scene, from WWII to the 1970's, people with different cultures and belief....and weave it all into a story.

Archie
After the suicide episode, Archie is all about finding life again....finding a reason to live. Clara knock him out....apparently with her come-hither look. I don't understand how, but ZSmith painted Clara as a buck-tooth Jamaican, lanky, with thick curly hair. They start a family, had a kid and name her Irie. Archie is not a key character in the first 3/4 of the book. He's sort of supporting character to bring out the life of the other characters.

Worthy mentioned about Archie, is that during the WWII, Samad and him stumble upon a French Scientist, supposedly with medical knowledge that'll help the Nazi in genocide...... they held the scientist in capture......and one night, Samad dared Archie to kill the Scientist. Being a pushover, Archie tried...and tried....to kill the Scientist....all Samad heard was a gunshot....and Archie came back with a limp leg, bleeding from a gash from the bullet and reported to Samad, that the Scientist is dead. That chapter was closed until later.

Throughout the whole story, Archie is pictured as a pushover....with not much opinions from him.


Clara
The Jamaican with a history. Her mom, is a strict Jehovah believer, and being so, Clara's childhood is filled with pagan beliefs and restriction. Non-believer are considered unworthy.
Eventually, Clara rebelled in her teens, ran off with a guy, also an outcast in school like Clara. Funny thing is, when the guy met Clara's mom, he soon became a convert and embraces Jehovah, which leads to the break-up with Clara. It was then, when Clara met Archie...and they got married and had a kid, Irie. Not much significance in the story, except when it comes to her rift with her mom on religion.

Samad
A proud Muslim. He intends for his sons (twins) Magid and Millat to be strong devout. The story includes an excerpt where he questions his own devotion to his religion, when he's attracted to his son's teacher and started an affair....and also, drinking beer. In short, he lived in despair....because modernisation in terms of beliefs and thoughts had changed his sons thinking.

Magid
Rebellious. Preferred to adopt a westernised lifestyle and thinking.....described to be dangerously good looking. Turned into a devout of a Brotherhood for Islam.......and tried to assassinate Marcus (a character that come in late in the story....a rich professor who take in Magid and Irie, as part of a school program ).

Millat
An academic, pro-British law student. Samad sent him back to Bangladesh so that he can have the traditional upbringing, hoping that Millat will turn out to be a "true" Muslim. But Millat became an academician and prefer the logic of science and technology. He managed to get a visa to move back to Britain, with the help of Marcus (who was awe by his intellectual), and together with Marcus, they work together in the feel of genetics and cloning.......much to Samad's dislike.

Irie
Childhood friend to Magid (Millat was sent back to Pakistan when he's a kid). Had liked Magid since a child, but being fat, awkward, and with the same buck teeth and big hair, she was not what society will consider as beautiful. Well, it wasn't very clear.... but somewhere along the way, she had a moment of Ugly Duckling turning into a Swan....not a very remarkable change, but it get her noticed, by others. Magid continue to have his strings of gf's...........


The finale : The ending is hanging......we are not sure what happened to all the character...but from what I understand is, Marcus and Millat had held a forum to introduce their discovery in genetics and cloning, and being a strong devout of the Brotherhood of Islam, which does not agree with the meddling of humanity (cloning a life is considered God's job), Magid was assigned to kill Marcus. Somehow, Archie came into the picture...saved the day, by taking another bullet.....and while he bled and waiting to be rescue....he caught a look at Marcus....and ZSmith brought the readers back to 1945, to the scene when Archie was supposed to kill the French scientist. Here, it was revealed that Archie did not kill the scientist.......ya, and it ended like tat.

I supposed, it means that Marcus = French Scientist?

Along the way, there's a lot of writing on the emotions and relationship. How Samad adapt to the Anglican way of life in Britain, working with meagre pay in a restaurant owned by his cousin, struggling to support his family, and despite all the cultural differences, remained friends with Archie. And the wives of Samad and Archie, Alsana and Clara. How Alsana play the role of a Muslim wife, and yet being a fiery lil lady, rebelling now and then against her husband's backward beliefs, and how Clara settle with living with Archie, dealing with her demons with her mother, worrying that Irie will be influences by the teaching of Jehovah.
Its like a book that opens the culture of the English, Muslims, and New Age (its set in the 1970's and New Age is referring to activist for animal rights and science), and how all these characters from different generations, different culture, different religion and different thinking...blend together as a story : That's White Teeth.

What cup are you??

My firstday ....as an unemployed --> 18.08.2008

First time....since my graduation on Dec 2003.

Been working, working and working.....non-stop....the odd 1-2 weeks break here and there...just to utilised the Annual Leaves and Overtime that've accumulated.....doesn't even qualify as a break at all....why so ? The horrors of being an auditor....as much as it is enriching, it has also ate my youth and life away......

And I think, its about time to discover life again ? ...yup...a lil passed my quarter century mark....I think its good time to think about what I want in life!

So....it happened that its Nicholas' Birthday.....our Crooner, Mr Sexy Eyes....and yeah, the undisputable T.A.N (Tight Ass Nic)....bitch of the bitch to Julian (King of Bitches)....and...yeah , alright...I'm the vice president of his fan club, so I had to do something , don't I?? I'm sucker for guys who can sing..."Apologise"...perfect pitch...to the dot......He does melt your heart with his singing (do i sound a lil bias????....)

Anyhow....after attending Winnie's bday on 08.08.08, and I saw these gorgeous lil' devils...



They are actually tiny lil cupcakes...cute as a button, something of size of ...erm...the cupsize of a....well, if you put in cupsize, this will be like AA cup...the most delicate above all.....yup, its really tiny. Cake in a casing of , those lil casing they put a choc truffle? Bite-size....lick of the cream and you fill your mouth with the whole thing....

Well, I've also came across a blog entry from one of my fav food blog, Lyrical Lemongrass, she called herself, which I suspect, is also a deranged accountant with a flair for writing...she once featured these luvly lil devils...


So, I'm inspired. I'll bake cupcakes for Nic and the gang in Sunway. They are slaving their life still (yeah..audit life), and I supposed a tray of cupcakes will cheer my comrades well.....and I do miss them (we are all loonies working together...and I'm missing out on all the looney stuff tat we do).


The baking process :


1st, I start of with making the buttercream......if you want to die early, you should take 2 spoonfull of these stuff, religiously everyday. I'm sure your veins , aorta, whatever you call it...will clot in no time. To quicken the process.....you can choose not to exercise at all, sleep 12-15 hours a day...yeah, that'll help to. Side effects - unavoidable obesity.



But it taste decadently delicious, no matter what...so I supposed you popped one, and worked out in the gym for 2 hours, you should be alright......





Vanilla cupcake batter....my favourite. I should put a note to reduce the sugar level down another notch.....together with the buttercream, its really a tad to sweet for my liking.....




Devils' Food Cake....mini version, in cupcake case. By the way, this is what we call C-Cup size!!! LoL......in SenShih's dictionary , C = Cukup. (A = Apa pun tak ada, B= Besar, D= Dah Cukup!, E- Ekstrem, F= Fu yoooh)



The making of C-Cup...in vanilla flavour.....kekekekeke



The final outcome !!! Yeah...the writing is crap..but..but..its the thoughts that counts rite??

Anyhow...that's the best I can do la! I don't have proper piping nozzle and piping bag...

On the same week, I've got an order from my friend, Jadelyn....to make these cupcakes for her friend. Not looking too good...but I really like the choc buttercream this time. Using better cocoa powder really makes a big diff!! You can smell the choc from afar!!